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+++++ GOD ++++++

Sat Aug 18, 2007, 8:25 AM
God (born Herschel Godstein) is that cool dude wearing white robes and a long beard that you most possibly meet when you die (although it has been unconfirmed because life on heaven is so beautiful everybody who dies doesn't want to write back). He can be mean sometimes, like in the Bible, but he's a chill guy most part of his time. He was elected to be our god for the 2007th year running this year, barely beating the Egyptian sun god Ra, Omnipotent Odin, and the Almighty Zeus (still recovering from alcoholism). He is also dog spelled backwards. It has not been widely reported, but a majority of the most prominent leaders among dogs proclaim that this is a good reason for them to be all-powerful on earth. It's just a matter of spelling, after all. As of the 3rd Qtr of 2005, the Republican Party claimed the largest share of ownership of God. It should be noted that God has been under the investigation of the SEC several times, because of the attempted claiming of two dependents, a supposed "Holy Spirit" and a "Son", who have never been seen by authorities. However, God has made the argument that as they exist on the same plane as himself, he can list them as dependents if he "damn well pleases". God is also the father of Jesus (born Jeebus Maria Castello), the famous actor who made many cameos in South Park.

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: legalize
  • Reading: historian
  • Watching: the ww2
  • Playing: dead
  • Eating: junk
  • Drinking: jack denials

wonders of blue's

Mon Mar 5, 2007, 12:13 AM
"humming the tunes of rock and roll......."the blues vibe radiated the whole grounds of the stadium....fucking awesome..........players from al over the world....jazz superstars.....not only classical jazz but the 70's woodstock era music....danm it was beautiful....totally.......
i was sitting like on the middle of the grounds with my special girl...my one and only buttercups.......lisniting to "light my fire"......enjoying a glass of beer...just totally chilling out you know.......wow...one hell afreaking time........listning the hum of the rock and roll.....i held my girl close....kissed her...made sure that everythings allright...made her know i'm still there....that i do love her ..........plus the kick of my fucking beer parade kicked off and i was there you know....totally pulling it....hahahaha.......fuking life....good in many ways but then why should there always be fucking conceciouns ( i donno if i spelled that ryt) fuck.........but still baby...i love you....know that k.....celebrate the day i got out of fucking high dosage drugs and became clean...4 freaking years....nice celebration with jazz man....he nice....

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: legalize
  • Reading: historian
  • Watching: the ww2
  • Playing: dead
  • Eating: junk
  • Drinking: jack denials

Devious Journal Entry

Fri Feb 23, 2007, 4:20 AM


  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: legalize
  • Reading: historian
  • Watching: the ww2
  • Playing: dead
  • Eating: junk
  • Drinking: jack denials

i'm back

Sat Jan 20, 2007, 9:36 PM
hey there everyone....been a long while sisnce i posted anything ....guess its time to make a come back.
i got fed up of my stuff half way through...guess that happenes to everyone huh.....i mean life it self took a really bad turn....danm bad turn......woaw.....but then everythings back in line i suppose...or else i wouldnt be typing here...at least i aint dead....still surviving....

the art i post now....pretty much shows my feelings....i cant explain how...but let say you gotta have an artists eye toi knw how...hehe....

arrighty then....bak me up k.,....cox i'm bak...

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Reading: long walk
  • Watching: how high
  • Playing: girls on the moove
  • Drinking: jack denials

danm the sunlight

Fri Dec 8, 2006, 9:58 AM
hate the sunlight.....arrrgh.........wish i was a fu*king bat

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Reading: long walk
  • Watching: how high
  • Playing: girls on the moove
  • Drinking: jack denials

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